Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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