Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
barbara walters just said penis...
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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