Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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