did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
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You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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