Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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