That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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