We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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