On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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