we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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