I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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