How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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