Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
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