I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.