Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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