I feel like abortions should bother me more
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
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If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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