If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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