you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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