I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
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id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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