god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
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I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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