she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I wish i was in the wii world.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
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ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
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If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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