Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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