why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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