Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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