So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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