: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
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Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
40s are totally the cure
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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