we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
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She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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