Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
In other news, I just burned my penis
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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