I want to have your abortion
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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