we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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