It's like God shit irony all over that family
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
My ass is underappreciated
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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