Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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