chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
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Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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