Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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