Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
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Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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