He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
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