She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
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I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
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Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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