don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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