Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
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I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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