id be glad to
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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