woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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