Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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