he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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