Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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