Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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