i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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