i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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