Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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