Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Just pee around me
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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