whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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