You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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