I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Randomize