were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
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my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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