kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
How external is "for external use only"?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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