Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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