I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Duck Duck Cougar?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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