absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
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I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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